There was a man who started to have a run terrible luck. He lost his job, his wife took his children and ran away with his best friend, his dog died, his car was stolen - and then his house burned down.

The man decided to try to play a game of golf to get his mind off of his troubles. He tees up at the first hole. When he swings his club up in the air to tee off a bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and zaps him. When he awakes he looks up at the sky and says "God - what have I done to you to deserve all of this ? Why are you so angry with me? "

The man hears a booming voice coming out of the sky. Surely it's the voice of God himself. And the voice says -

"I don't know - there's just something about you that really pisses me off"