I haven't gotten my pony yet, and I've been waiting patiently since I was six. One of these days I might just lose patience, and then I'll have to hold my breath until I turn blue and bang my head on the floor and cry.

I'm going to call him "Trigger" and ride around shooting up bad guys and saving beautiful girls from things. Then I'm going to ride off into the sunset with my faithful WASP companion, Canute.

Come on, Age of Aquarius!!

(Sagitarrians can have ponies too, only they have to use bows and arrows instead of real six-shooter with pearl handles that hold a whole roll of caps.)