Well, Tunesmith, when I first read your post, I thought you were being a master of satire, and I couldn't figure out why other people saw it otherwise. I guess it's a matter of ones experiences - when I was in the service I NEVER heard one of the troops refer to that part of a woman's anatomy as a "marvelous rear."

Now if we can change this to an XXX site for 24 hours, I think I can come up with about 7,583 other things they WOULD have called it!!!

Lyle