Cow pattie throwing contest? It's been done. A lot. They call em "cow chips" though, easier to pronounce. At the Perth Fair in Perth Ontario. The celebrity chip tosser was usually Delmer McGregor, a fictional radio character who got famous being stupid on a stupid radio station. He wrote a song about em too.

"The Meadow Muffin Blues".

Yup, it's a stupid song.

Delmer might fit right in. He could probably use the gig...

Willie-O