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Thread #59418   Message #972377
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
25-Jun-03 - 07:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Little Hawk! Sorry, bub, but you're dead wrong about the "you can't fart in heaven" thing! You can fart all you want to! The thing is nobody minds if you fart in heaven because heavenly farts don't stink! They smell like whatever you want them to! Roses, Grandma's apple pie, you name it. They just can't smell like anything stinky. Stink is not allowed in heaven. Farting, yes. Stinking, no. So, you get all the fun of farting without everybody knowing that you ate Chinese food for lunch.

I'm sure Spaw will enjoy the experience when the time comes. A fart that smells like the interior of a brand new 1956 MG would probably be fun.