The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #972417
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Jun-03 - 09:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh, for heaven's sake! You can't fart in heaven because you don't have a physical body there, and lack an intestinal tract there, ya goof! You can't fart in the Astral Worlds either...but I suppose you could simulate a fart there if you wanted to. There are probably mischievous souls who do just that, complete with horrendous sound effects. Just like teenage boys in libraries and study halls...

Now if Spaw went to hell...well, I hate to think what might happen! It might result in the biggest volcanic eruption of all time.

- LH