As for getting drinks out of him ! It took him a month to come up with the goods for me and that was when he was spending someone elses money.
George has a notable deformity, short arms and very deep pockets, some of the moths in his wallet are of pensionable age
Oh by the way Happy Birthday George,
PS Are you in Whitters this weekend, I may be there (subject to work committments) and will no doubt assist your celebrations of being one year nearer your pension !