Thanks Kat. It's an interesting song, but not the one I am looking for. I think the one you have quoted is by Carter USM, which I think was a UK rock band in the eighties. The song I am looking for goes back to the seventies - at least - and the first verse ends with something like, "But I don't think that it's fair the young blokes are having all the fun". There are references to terrorising people in a spiked wheeled bath chair. Maybe one of our Brighton fraternity can help us out.