A pleasure Kat. There are a lot of Allan Taylor songs worth hearing. I know that there are a few which he wrote with Miles Wootton. It sounds like an unlikely pairing, but apparently they were good friends and once made a tape together of funny songs. The song I am after is just one. I have vague memories of one of them being on Fred Wedlock's "Frolics", but I can't remember for the life of me what it was called.