THE NUMB-ASS BLUES

When you got no feelin' in your bum
And your ass is gettin' numb
And then your bowels get real loose
And then you shit just like a goose
You know you got the numb-ass blues

You don't get them from drinkin' booze
Or snortin' cocaine up your schnooze
You only get the numb-ass blues
From stickin' stuff up your caboose.
Talkin' 'bout the numb-ass blues.

Think I'll go back to smokin' hash
Or doin' other kinds of trash
As soon as I get off this can
And I can feel my ass again
Oh Lord, I hate to have these numb-ass blues