LOL... "paint it green"...

Y'all haven't seen some of the California senior communities. Even with paid neighborhood gardeners who come with the property, the vast majority in Sun City have opted to root up ANYTHING living and replace it with...

Rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. Little round artificially formed "spring stream effect" rocks. Blocks and blocks of nothing but rocks, no less. Perhaps an occasionally topiary-style juniper tree. But always rocks.

*sigh*

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