The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60767   Message #973978
Posted By: Dave Swan
28-Jun-03 - 05:10 PM
Thread Name: Tech: E-Mail Catastrophe
Subject: RE: Tech: E-Mail Catastrophe
Sir,

Lane, Fielding, Patterson and Swan, Layabouts for Hire, offer an e-mail address book recovery service in which you may be interested.

While you deal with endless chains of voice mail and tech support people, inserting troublesome recovery discs, or attempting endless re-starts of a go-back program, a fully qualified LFPS layabout will take your place on the couch, drink your beer, and operate your remote control.

Until the end of June we will scratch your dog's ears at no additional charge.

At day's end, when the problem still has not been resolved, you will be assured that your weekend hasn't been wasted. Someone has been putting a dent in the cushions and breaking wind just the way you would have.

Call LFPS now. We can't fix your computer any better than you can...we just don't care. Remember,when it's too much trouble to do nothing, we're at our best.

D Swan
West Coast Division
LFPS Layabouts for Hire