P;ease Pt me onnn yur emil listt.Id llluv to her form you.
My Mijjjkky nevr rites again.''Llove
XOXxo KoKo
Dear Madame:
I am honored and indeed, flattered by your request, and although I must admit a severe case of trepidation, I have acquiesced to your request. My trepidation is not so much at the prospect of receiving electronic mail from you, which is always a delight and occurs quite too infrequently; but rather, at the overwhelming contemplation that you might conceive that I would be capable of taking a place in your life in any way comparable to that of Biggus Mickus, whose name may be wisible, but whose conquests and influence are indeed renowned throughout the land. I hasten to assure you I would never count myself qualified for such an exalted assignment, not to say assignation, and find the very concept of such a challenge downright disabling, so much greater are his attributes than my own in that regard. I therefore urge you, dear Madam, to write whenever the spirit so moves you, but to reserve those higher duties of the heart for your true companion in life, and not seek so mediocre a replacement in my humble self.