Thank you for the kind offer to engage your firm to keep up with my laying about while I repair the recent catastrophe to my computer. However, I am happy to advise you that the problem was caused not by the computer itself, but to an operator error. As a Mac user I am accustomed to fixing such errors readily and rapidly. I assume the scenario on which your offer was based was derived from an Intel operator's experience, but I am pleased to be able to advise you that I do not go in for that kind of thing.
With warmest regards,
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