Gosh, so much good advice and so little time...

Where do I start?

Spaw, I would consider changing to the name "Anal Hawk", but I can find no reference confirming its use among Native Americans of the Great Plains...

I knew you would make fun of me for not having known what "suppository" means. Well, I can take it. I'm not aware of whether Mr Shatner uses them, but I will try to find out on Monday at the WSSBA library.

- LH