Made me gag - but I am easily entertained. The sign is permanently posted on the stage of a local entertainery/drinkery/eatery.

There are several stringless guitars hanging from the ceiling but no directions to the location of the owner's body - if still around; maybe the body is already a fossil?

Exactly what would the brave volunteer be risking? I ask. Perhaps the clientelle rip off the Guitar strings then share the Guitarist suitably sizzled and dipped in ketchup? perhaps they season them in sage then boil having stuffed with corncobs?