So the guy goes into a brothel and tells the Madam he wants something different, something unusual. She says that he might want to give the "Japanese Whore" a try. He asks what she does but can't get a straight answer. However, the Madam assures him it is different.
He goes into the room and the girl is gorgeous to say the least and dressed in traditional Japanese garb, a beautiful kimono. He asks her what she can do for him but soon realizes that her English is very poor and every time she says something he tends to answer, "Uh....What?" Finally she says in her very broken English, "Sir me think you want Woks Job. Well he can't figure what cooking has to do with sex exactly, but this is progress and he agrees that he wants a Woks Job.
Slowly she removes his clothing and bathes him from head to foot and he really digs it! Then she brings out another tray from behind the Oriental screen and again prepares a small bowl of scented water and lovingly begins to wash his genitals again. She takes a fan and with slow strokes allows the light breeze to dry them. The guy had never experienced anything like this before and was really getting into it!!!
She then had him stand next to the table while she took some fine, soft, and lovely silk and wrapped his cock and balls. She brought out a Teak board, put it on the table, and placed his "wrapped package" on it, tying it gently in place. She stroked the silk until his dick was as hard as a diamond and he was about to have a huge orgasm. At this point she quickly placed another Teak board on top of the other with his genitalia in between and then grabbed a 10 pound sledge from behind the screen. Before the guy could even think about jumping away, she gave a mighty swing and smashed his dick and nuts between the two boards.......and the wax shot out of his ears.
Thank you Buddy for all the great laughs and for all the many kindnesses you did but often kept most secret. I will miss you.