Just beat me to it, Giok!

Fire in the basement
Fire down below
The 'puter's playing up again
There's fire down below.

Chorus:
Fire, Fire
Fire down below
It's fetch a bucket of water, Cats,
There's fire down below

Fire in the mem'ry, fire in the drive
Fetch a bucket of water and keep the Cat alive

Fire in the mother board, fire in the disk
Fetch a bucket of water and put yourself at risk


etc. ad nauseam

Steve