Sorry Deckman, but the only word I know in Finnish is "Tak." Oh, wait, "Sako" -- but that's the name of a very, very expensive rifle I can't even begin to afford and don't need anyway. I do know some Finn jokes from the Upper Midwest, though.

Did you know that the Kalavala influenced the poem "Hiawatha"? Well, probably you did, but I bet lots of other people didn't.