The beautiful blonde with the biggest breasts sidles up to a fellow sitting at a bar. She rubs her body against his as she sits down. He looks at her and orders her a drink, she tells him she'll spend the night with him, and would do Anything he wants if he can put it into 3 words. He says, "Anything?" she says anything! He says, "Paint my House."

He was a joy! Always remember his telling (on Carson's Show) about helping his Dad upholster a lot of furniture for a big Catskill hotel. When the job was finished, the hotel reneged on the agreed on price. They needed the money badly-but it was not forthcoming. He was about 15 at the time. He shed tears as he told the story to Johnny. He vowed to his Dad that one day he would make the hotel owners sorry. He became successful, and was asked to play that hotel. Same people still owned it. He held them up for double his normal fee. "That was for my Dad."

The Chinese waiter bit-that was hilarious.Bye Buddy.