Sam-

We could try "Beak to beak, belly to belly" in Calypso style.

Now when it comes to "whale calling" you've reminded me of the fun Roll & Go had in the early years when a member, Molly, showed up with a prototype whale caller borrowed from some Greenpeace friends. It was made of metal in the shape of a squat urn with metal ribs sticking out at an angle which one bowed. It produced an entirely satisfactory accompaniment for "Farewell to Tarwarthie," although it probably sounded like utter nonesense to any self-respecting humpback. Apparently the full-sized model was unsuccessful in field testing.

I'm pleased this posting resonates with our jolly band of brothers and sisters.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble