Oh, I'm coming, but my politics are with the awkward squad.

I'm bringing a mate who is also a card-carrying member (keep an eye out for the wheelchair - I managed to persuade him to leave the electric one behind because the year he took it to Cambridge he ran 5 people over)).

I sternly rebuked a (different) mate who thought of coming just to sing "Lack of honest work".

I wonder what the response will be if I reveal that my trade union is the Law Society!

But what do you do with a fascist at a TUC sponsored event in Tolpuddle...?   I might just bring his wife.....