From my mother: The independent member.

From the Girl Scouts: Once there was an outlaw named HAIRY BANANA and a sherriff named HAIRY BANANA. The sherriff caught the outlaw named HAIRY BANANA! And hung him up by his HAIRY BANANA!

My friend Karen taught her daughter to call her genitals "Parts". She knows vagina is the grown up name for parts. She also knows not to say it at school. The neighbors are all fundies, and they wouldn't understand.

I was involved with a seventeenth century reenactor, for a while. He taught me the seventeenth century musket drill, "Handle your cock! Ram your piece!" Which is why I started calling sex musket drill