I am indeed the faithful and loyal servany of MC Fat, how have you the audacity to doubt it. I am the one person upon whom he can rely ! You attempt to get the gallant knight murdered by another of your conquests and when that ruse fails you, due to the cowardice of your concubine yuo attempt to get yet another suitor to do a dastardly deed unto him. Now you seek to bring foreigners into the fray, reminiscent of the ignoble acts of treachery inflicted upon our virtuous virgin queene Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the First by the unfaithful and disloyal Mary.
Thsi time your plots will again fail, your murderous counterpart apparently want to fight with something you wrap chickens in to cook and a long playing single record. He shall face the wrath of both myself and my noble Lord ere he ever chances upon these shores, this sceptred isle , this island fortress