My dear Lord Raggy - I didnt ask my noble lord McFat to challenge my ex -concubine - 'husband' number 1 ( I cant help it if I am irresistable and old git still feels he needs to protect me - after all we have known each other for mmore years than I want to admit to) Neither do I ask the errant Sir EBarnacle to take up arms against my Leige's second to protect my honour - he does it because a rabbits honour has been threatened knowing that I would not dream of approaching him since he is bethrothed to another.

Besides - I dont want my lord MCFat killed - how could I live without my love? - if you really wanted to do a service might I suggest poison in his Fist Lady's chalice - something undetectable in white wine would do the job - cant even drink proper wine and calls herself a lady - at which point I might become heiress to my Liege's betting slips, Lotto ticket and Epi and perhaps then you and I could come to some arrangement?