Sam, I have been doing my utmost to clam up any puns that may occur to me about fish, the ocean, and such. Frankly, it's taken quite a bit of self-restraint, but I'm just about ready to toss in the sponge and go at it hook, line, and sinker. I greatly fear, though, that I'm going to end the day an old crab by sticking like a barnacle to my resolution -- and I'm not squidding about it! I will refuse to take the bait and will insteead make way back to work, where I can whale about my lost puns to my colleagues.