I'll take the 6:30 'Boozers Special' from Wellington to Waterloo - Checkmate!

OK, you Pommie Gits, "I Haven't a Clue" wot you are wobbling at the jaw about. Neither do I have a Lunnon Map, let alone a Tube to put it in!

Howsomever, from the bits I've picked up when wired to the wireless, MC must be a hoot of a game.

CHALLENGE

Find the train I'm talking about (above) - and give me chapter and verse. You'll find it on the Net. She'll be right if you don't, I'll give you a clue, you clueless clots.....

Cheers - Sam in NZ (Clue #2)