I'll start again. Thirteen stitches thon bottle cost me! If I get my hawns on thon ugly melt, I'll skin him so I will!

Anyways ... Brush, would you gi' me a bit o' th'oul rockie-rollie stuff.

Here's a dance you should know (hey!)
Ulster still says no (no, hey!)
Gonna walk Garvaghy Road (yo! hey!)

And do the hucklebuck, the Drumcree hucklebuck
If you don't know how to do it then you're out of luck
Light a big oul' joint, pass the number roun'
Buy a rake o' Buckie in an offie in the town
Pass out in a field, face down in the muck
That's what you do when you do the hucklebuck

Here's a dance you should know (hey!)
Gonna buy a rake of blow (blow, hey!)
Gonna walk Garvaghy Road (yo! hey!)

A little bit of speed, to stop you gettin' pissed
And then you drop some mushrooms and they drive you roun' the twist
Spend the night in jail, crawlin' up the walls
Before they let you out you'll get a kickin' in the balls
You give them the vees cos you couldn't give a fuck
That's what you do when you do the hucklebuck

(Gino Lupari bodhrán solo)

Here's a dance you should know (hey!)
Ulster still says no (no, hey!)
Gonna walk Garvaghy Road (yo! hey!)

Up on Drumcree hill, you drop a lock o' pills
And try to get a grope off the gorgeous Orange Lil
She gives you a slap and you just brush it aff
When you're off your napper everything's a laugh
Spark another jay, drain another Buck
That's when you do when you do ………
Do the hucklebuck