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Thread #61076   Message #981258
Posted By: JenEllen
11-Jul-03 - 10:39 AM
Thread Name: Iranian siamese twins
Subject: RE: Iranian siamese twins
Art, for your birthday, you can buy me a new keyboard....LMAO and spit tea evuh'whare

I have to agree with kat's they cannot look directly at one another, even better if upper mobility is severely limited, while he takes a piss, tries to make love to his SO, wipes his arse, gets comfortable in bed, drives a car, plays an instrument, goes to venues he likes, that they aren't interested in, etc.

Have none of you ever HAD sisters? Holy shit. I've been with mine since her birth, and the thought of THOSE 29 years being stuck together 24-7 would have driven me stark raving mad. Not only do you have to do things with them, but you have a witness to everything you've done and thought. Repellant. These women probably did just as ALL sisters do, and I'll bet there were plenty of nights spent in girlie-talk, and talking about what the future would bring for them, and I'll bet that more than once, death entered the picture (these ladies weren't stupid).

If you have to pull God into this (WHHHHHHY do people always have to pull gods into this?) then perhaps this episode was a lesson for YOU. Leave Ladan and Laleh alone. Get off your sorry ass and go hug your brothers and sisters, and count your blessings and thank your god for not seeing fit to conjoin the two of you.