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Thread #61142 Message #981341
Posted By: Red and White Rabbit
11-Jul-03 - 12:47 PM
Thread Name: Lyr ADD: Will they ever bridge the Humber?
Subject: Lyr Add: WILL THEY EVER BRIDGE THE HUMBER?
WILL THEY EVER BRIDGE THE HUMBER?
In our early history Julius Caesar crossed the sea To this island off the Northern coast of France Then some other Romans came Just to treat us just the same And they stayed a litte (little???) just by chance They came they saw they conquered All the land that they could see Then they reached the River Humber That noble estuary But they burnt their boats behind them Not thinking it could be That the ancient Britons hadn't built a bridge
CHORUS: Will they ever bridge the Humber will they ever span it o'er Is it always an exception to the rule Is it such a privilege not to have a Humber Bridge And to have to keep on going round by Goole
In a 100 years or more There arrived on England's shore A noble duke who came from Normandy Duke William was his name and the conqueror he became Cos he conquered all the land that he could see But one day he came up north and there to his surprise When he reached the River Humber he was made to realise That whilst Romans could build straighter roads And walls of every size They had never tried to build a Humber Bridge
In the English Civil War When they fought on Marston Moor And the royalists were scattered far and wide They disturbed the peaceful slumber of the quiet River Humber But they knew that Hull was not the place to hide For the city favoured Cromwell And there they could not stay So they headed for the river To cross without delay But on reaching Hessle foreshore They found to their dismay No one had ever built a Humber Bridge
The year of 1966 found Harold Wilson in a fix With his overall majority down to 2 He just couldn't face rejection At the Hull North by- election Barbara Cartland came to see what she could do There is one thing I can promise She assured us on that day You'll get your Humber Bridge And there won't be much delay But she forgot to mention that a squeeze was on the way And we're still waiting for the Humber bridge
NOw they've built across the Severn And they've built across the Tay And they've even spanned the mighty Firth of Forth But an increase on this number with a bridge across the Humber Seems to be more trouble than its worth Gas may flow up from the ocean oil may flow out from the sea We would join the common market if the French would just say oui Then in Whitehall and in Westminster perhaps they'll start to see That at last we really need the Humber Bridge
(I have added this verse and final chorus to bring it up to date)
Now in 1973 it was finally agreed That a bridge would soon be built from shore to shore The governmental powers ordered 'build two great big towers And suspend a bridge in three years or in four But the building was delayed as they sank into the clay And it took eight years to build instead of four but in 1981 the queen to Hull did come and opened up the bridge to one and all
Now they've finally bridged the Humber They have finally spanned it o'er It's no longer an exception to the rule But the tools across the bridge Make it such a privilege That many keep on going round by Goole