My humble submission . . . set to the tune of "Chicken on a Raft"

(sorry, Cyril)

I hope it's acceptable to use two thread names in one line, otherwise I'm disqualified.

MEET THE GIANT SQUID

Lyr Req: Padstow Queen of the May
B.S. Meet the giant squid
White Oak Folk Festival - this Saturday!
B.S. Meet the giant squid

Who's the 'Best' folk singer you know?
B.S. Meet the giant squid
Remember Les Cousin's, in London's Soho?
B.S. Meet the giant squid

Meet the giant squid North Kent on a Friday?
Help identify this song.....
singing in maine? Dead animal songs . . .
Ship's Tavern - Squid Squishers & Haunts

B.S. Meet the giant squid
B.S. Meet the giant squid
B.S. Meet the giant squid
B.S. Meet the giant squid