Aside: LMAOWTRDMF!! Bravo, all!! And, now...

Beggin' yer parDon, Sir SLiver, but I'm a bold wench, and a canny wench, but me dislechsia kicks in and then I've to defend m'self with a real cat'o'nine when some'un fergits 'imself an' cames at me wid sich wards! Stand awae, Sir, lest I do ye mischeef, for me daddy also schooled me in the finer ahrts of lashing lest I get bothered too much by the likes a'ye! And, 'ere I was offerin' ye a dram, makin' n'onest mistake o'the name!

The rst of ya lads, belly-oop, the squids are squished, yer safe 'ere and drinks 're on the 'ouse, doubles fer them fine po-etz!