The sun was shining brightly,
And I could hardly wait,
To ponder at my window,
And gaze at my estate.

My eyes fell on a little bird,
With a lovely yellow bill.
I beckoned him to come and sit
Upon my window sill.

I smiled at him most cheerfully,
And gave him a crust of bread.
Then I quickly slammed the window down,
And crushed his fucking head.