No, you just get a black bird that trembles a lot and eats the heads off bats.....

It's crossing a sheep with a 'roo that gets you the woolly jumper.

Of course, if it were an elephant and a 'roo you'd get bloody big holes all over Africa.

Koalas - they smell. They smell BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. They eat eucalyptus and so they end up exuding the aroma in sweat - much like humans do when they eat vast amounts of garlic. I know of no-one who would get close enough to cuddle one due to the stink. And even if they did, like as not the koala would piss on them.

Give me a good, honest achidnea any day.

LTS