Cpt. Charlie -

Were I on the local Field Hockey Team, which is the only place, we are advised, where I am likely to get into an affordable kilt, I would have loved to have been home warming my Coach!

In an auld cuss's dreams, eh? };^{D~

But, under the circumstances, breaking burgers, brew, and BBQ, while making music with dear friends old and new is the next best thing, we reckons!

An' fer now, we'll belay idle curiosity aboot what's under the Coach's kilt and go find the concertina.

Aarrgh!