Sam-

We must have watched the same pubic health flicks when we went to college. I still remember the raucous cheers for the winning sperm who made it to the egg first.

I really should start marketing the 12-inch flourescent squid lures (tuna trolling arays) that I've been bringing my friends as gifts from my smuggling forays to Nova Scotia. They would make excellent props for a Full Monty dance routine. Although I've had no success convincing my music mates in Roll & Go to give it try. I keep telling them that with a little more exposure we could rise to the top like the scum we is. Now if we could insert a flashing circuit within the hollow squid lures we could be an overnite sensation. Come to think of it, we might also consider marketing a new and exciting line of squid condoms.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble