Hey barkeep. Would you give me a glass of Waterford Cream on ice.

What do you mean I'm lookin kind of fuzzy? I can't be fading. Don't you remember me from last night? I was sitting over there in the corner.

What's that? My personal file has been dropped? Naw, couldn't happen. Let me go reset it and I'll be right back. While I'm gone, drinks for everybody.