A ha, He sneaks from his snake pit, thinking that my leige is forsaken by his trusty and noble second (as he has remained silent for some time so as not be become entangled with a Lady of easy virtue). His actions fill me with spleen and rancour that extinguishes all the seeds of good nature, compaasion and humanity. I am told he has added yellow scallops to his yellow chevrons on a yellow shield, well his fate is already told, he comes to his doom, My Lord MC Fat, my I quote from an old ballad

He has gotten in part the shape of a monkey
but more of a monkey who can deny
he's the tread of a goose, the legs of a swan
a dainty fine king indeed
he is not qualified for his wife
because of the cruel midwifes knife
yet BUGGERING BENTINCK does please to the life
a dainty fine KIng indeed.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man .............and his loyal and trust second