Hey, Lonesome, it's me again. Boy, you got a line of people trying to get in here. I had to wait for 25 minutes. Who's that big Mick you got for a bouncer? His name is Big Mick! Oh! He was humming the Internationale all the time I was waiting on line.

I'm gonna have a Yuengling Porter... oldest extant brewery in America. Hey, Lonesome, what's that mean - extant. Hey, get outa here!

Hey, Lonesome, what's that screaming I hear? Are they still whopping little Buford? Excuse me...

Hey, Skarpi, I just found this brown trout on the floor under your seat. I think it may have fell out of your back pocket. What's that? Hekla's about to blow her top. My old lady too! She's going to her folks house for the weekend. What's that? No, nothing I said... something I ate. It think it was the chili I had for breakfast. Hey, who asked for raw onions anyway?

Say, Lonesome, what does the EJ stand for. Frank McGrath says it stands for EJit. What's that? You don't think that's funny. I don't either, Lonesome, I only said it 'cause I was trying to get Frank into trouble. Your big brother used to call you EJit when you were little. What's his name, Liam? His name is Liam! Figures.

So who was it got 86'd today. Somebody says it was Sandy Paton. I haven't seen him around for awhile. I talked to Caroline today but I didn't say nothing. Yeah, musta been Sandy. Hey, Lonesome, I gotta go home and make a jury text of Child 83. The guys at work want me to sing it at the afternoon coffee break song swap tomorrow. Take care, buddy.