Rapaire-

Don't give up now. Actually you haven't any choice since you're obviously hooked on this thread. Have you considered:

Amazing Squid, how Fleet They Spawn!

Or:

The Sad but True Ballad of Ragtime Calamari Joe

Actually "Billy The Squid" is a good rendition of the Ragtime Calamari Joe conceit.

Maybe it's time to harvest some of the better fragments that have been offered already, and see if we can come up with one epic song. But first I have to sip a little more bourbon and ginger.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble