You're definitely weird, Raptor, I can vouch for that, and this town needs more people like you. By the way, PLEASE stop leaving the f**king moose call messages on my voice mail! It's not funny anymore.

Did you get any more "Trailor Park Boys" episodes? I hope so. I'm still recovering from the last lot which were great!

Craig, you need a new hobby in the worst way. I suggest wombat dancing or alligator wrestling. Either one can assist you in working off those hostile feelings in a completely harmless manner.

And if you really want to know where we get these weirdos from, I will tell you. 58 per cent of them come from Blind River, Ontario. The other 42 per cent from all over, but probably more than a few of them from Schenectady, New York. That about covers it. Avoid Blind River and Schenectady like the plague if you are doing much traveling and/or gigging. If you don't believe me about Blind River, ask Rick Fielding. He has played music there, and lived.

- LH