Dear Carol,

So we're considering voting for Governor Bush, are we?

Please see a doctor as soon as possible. It is not uncommon for folks who move to places such as Michigan from more idyllic locales such as Georgia to experience severe disorientation. This disorientation is caused by the natural tendency of the human brain to want to be in the best of all possible places. In other words, it is possible that your brain didn't want to move to Michigan and is still in Georgia. Please advise the address at which you were residing in Columbus and I will have my daughter drive down there from her home in Atlanta and see if she can find it for you.

Bruce