This is a cool idea to liven things up at your local Chinese restaurant. Make up your own fortunes and insert them into the fortune cookies. It's quite easily done with a computer printer. Here are some I came up with:

"Of the 7 Deadly Sins, Gluttony is the one most likely to lead to your demise."

"You are soon going to have an intimate encounter with a motorcycle gang."

"Please say a prayer for the alley cat you just ate."

And then of course there is the old, old one: "Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."

Make up your own Chinese mis-fortune and add it to this thread...and try to be subtle...

- LH