When I saw the title of this thread, I thought of this poem straight away. A friend of mine, Warren (Arch) Bishop recites it, with a rather good Scottish accent too. It always gets a good laugh.

So I went looking for it last night and found it on Mudcat. He told me it used to be done by Hale and Pace, which I notice was also mentioned on the other thread.

I expect Alison has seen him do it too.

Jenny