Its a bit like the Irish taxi driver - who when driving a fare to the airport was asked why they built it so far away from the city - he replied that it was where the planes land................

John...They have the Tolpuddle Martyrs Rally every year at Tolpuddle to celebrate the fact that the Tolpuddle Martyrs came from Tolpuddle.

'What else would you expect to see from a Torquay hotel window - herds of wildebeast roaming the Serengeti'?