Wombats are like mobile cushions with long claws for digging and a permanently baffled expression.

Bob - the koala that was forced upon me was in Auckland Zoo, NZ, it reeked of yuckyliptus and had a look in it's eyes that made Jimi Hendrix look 'with it' and coherent. I avoided its grasp and it made for the next person and immediately pissed down his front. I don't like koalas.

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