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Thread #61305   Message #984885
Posted By: NicoleC
17-Jul-03 - 12:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards!
Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards!
I can just hear it now in dorm rooms across America:

"But, baby, if I don't have sex at least 3 times I week I could DIE of prostate cancer! You don't want me to DIE, do you?"