is the BUT ..... because you really do want me my lord bulstrode? - no I dont mean in that way - you do have a one track mind!!

just returned from the Marquis de Fats castle - Wayne was noticeable by his absence - there was a decided lack of strawberries and cream due to MCFat being diverted from his quest to the supermarket by The Red House - he did provide a reasonable liquid supper though and then it was on to the basket weaving class before retiring. He is considering the conditions of the duel should a time and venue be sorted.

The rules of the modern joust say three attempts can be made by each entrant - looks like three rounds sires

A specialist round -shanty or burns depending on whether you are git or fat

An opponents round - singing in your opponents style

Free round - for you to pull out all the stops and sing the song of your choice

should either opponent fall or be fatally wounded during a song their second may continue the song


be warned though if in the free round you sing a song of the opponents genre and you win that round it will be the genre that will gain the points not the singer!


The rounds will be judged by clap-o-meter will little legs Padge being over all judge - his decision being final ( sorry Padge but you did offer)