Daughter dear, houl' yer whisht for a minute and quit yer oul' philanderin'.

Nigh ...

We'll take it as the grief has you makin' wile accusations and so, on this here occasion, we'll say no more about it.

However, as legal custodians of the McKittery brand and legacy in all territories worldwide, we will not stand for aspersions bein' cast on the man in death - as indeed he would not have stood for such in life.

Samuel Burntollet Carson Mehaffey
Chief Executive
IMcKMF (Worldwide) Inc.