Do we have a time for the encounter, I am busy buffing my Lance in readiness, mace is already been buffed, shield polished to a shine, sword, dagger, axe sharpened, mustard gas conatiner checked, rat traps set (don't forget the cheese)
Please inform my Noble Marquis de Fats I shall to in readiness for the battle at his behove.

Yours in Chivalry

Lord Bulstrode de Wragtache of Colne and Holme

Might as well extend the territory whilst people are distracted